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by Jack the Ripper |
9th January 2006 |
I’m not a big anime fan (actually, I’m not a fan at all), so it pleases me very much to write the following piece of news. As you can easily guess from the title, this story is about the most pathetic lines anime-fans would use to impress a girl. It all started with "Ask LadyCat", a column read by
weirdoes. See for yourselves:
From Desperately Seeking Love
I want a girlfriend with the laugh of Naga (Slayers), Body of Mayuka (Tenchi Muyo), Mihoshi's (Tenchi Muyo) cuteness, and sincerity of Miyuki (YUA) with a touch of Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo) for wildness.
As an answer, Nozomi Online has put together a
Top 20 most stupid pick-up lines, for the use of every otaku. These ideas are supposed to “help” any anime fan to get some action. After all, getting slapped or laughed at is still an action, right? Have a look at a few examples:
Would you like to see my Power Ranger?
If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
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